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Oneshot Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte - K

Discussion in 'Humor' started by AbyssalDaemon, Jan 10, 2006.

3.2941176891327/5, 17 votes
  1. AbyssalDaemon

    AbyssalDaemon First Year

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    Jan 10, 2006 #1
    Title: Skewing the Odds
    Author: Ruskbyte.
    Rating: Everybody(K).
    Genre: Humor.
    Pairing: None.
    Words: 6,400
    Published: January 9, 2006
    Status: Oneshot.
    Summary: Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And, if they get to humiliate their enemies in the process, well, so much the better.
    Link (ff.net): http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2744799/1/Skewing-the-Odds
    Link (FFA): http://ruskbyte.fanficauthors.net/Skewing_the_Odds/Skewing_the_Odds.php

    Something I just found on Fanficauthors that I think that almost everyone here will enjoy; just make sure that your not drinking anything when Draco's sorting comes up.



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  2. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Jan 10, 2006 #2
    That was hillarious. Like it.
     
  3. IndoGhost

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    Jan 10, 2006 #3
    God I wish that happened to draco....lmao
     
  4. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Jan 10, 2006 #4
    This was BRILLIANT!!! HILARIOUS!! :D :D :D
     
  5. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Jan 10, 2006 #5
    ROFl! Malfoy in Hufflepuff! I love this!
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Jan 10, 2006 #6
    LMFAO :)

    I read this last night @ like 9 o'clock when I was on AIM with a friend of mine...

    Then I got to the sorting....


    ROFL LMFAO LOL!!!
     
  7. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 12, 2006 #7
    hufflepuff malfoy, that should get him disowned..
     
  8. neopyro

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    In my continued work on helping the neglected stories list...
    Wow. This one is a real gem. Ruskbyte is a skilled author, and I've read tons of his other stuff. I found this fic to be hilarious, high quality and worthy of praise. 5/5.
     
  9. Teapot

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    Sep 14, 2010 #9
    As great of a one-shot as this was (5/5, duh!) I think it would be viable to see a sequel. Let's get Ruskbyte in here so he can read this :p
    The whole idea of Mrs.Norris/Harry in Filch's arms attacking with Legilimency probes had me snickering for a good minute. You can just imagine the freaky stare, which I guess would be even worse than Mrs. Norris' usual look.
     
  10. ShadowKat

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    Sep 20, 2010 #10
    Maybe if I had read this before some other humor fics I would have found this hilarious, but as it stands 3/5 from me for a decent plot which would probably would have been better if it wasn't a one shot and expanded upon.
     
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    The years weren't kind and the ending is still cheesy, but it's still a decent little oneshot.
     
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